- If you have to pull off to the side of the road to poke a great book idea into your smart phone...you might be a writer
- If every person you have ever known appears in some form in your books...you might be a writer.
- If during a natural disaster, your order of importance is kids, laptop, and THEN husband...you might be a writer
- If you take your laptop on vacation and swear up and down you find writing your opus in the sun "relaxing"....you might be a writer.
- If the word "query" strikes greater fear in your heart than the word "audit"....you might be a writer.
- If you realize too late that you murmured your approval while in a caffeine-fueled writing-trance for what turns out to be a water hose fight INSIDE the garage....you might be a writer.
- If your heart stops beating if the area code (212) shows up on your cell phone screen....you might be a writer.
- If you watch credits roll on a movie and scan them for cool-sounding names....you might be a writer.
- If the idea that Snooki has "written" a book repulses you.....you might be a writer.
- If your recipe cards are two pages long and have flowery descriptors, like "glistening" and "unctuous" and "playful"....you might be a writer.
- If there is not enough room for you in the memo portion of your checks....you might be a writer.
- If your thank-you cards turn into thank-you letters, and your thank-you letters turn into pamphlets....you might be a writer.
- If you plan family vacations around NaNoWriMo.....you might be a writer.
- If you can't afford new shoes, but find $400 for a writer's conference....you might be a writer.
- And finally, if the words "the end" give sweeter satisfaction than, well, you know.....then my friend, YOU ARE SO A WRITER!
How bout you guys? Got any I missed? I'd love to hear them!
If you go on a vacation and find yourself thinking "this would make a great setting..." and then find yourself waving for your family to get out of the way whenever you take your pictures...
ReplyDeleteYou might be a writer!
ReplyDeleteIf the cashier at the grocery store refuses to let you use the double coupon because it is out of date and she ends up dead, in your next book...
ReplyDeleteYou might be a thriller writer!
DeleteIf your Starbucks order isn't made to your liking and you threaten to blow up the building...
ReplyDeleteIn a book, right? *backs slowly away from the coffee counter*
DeleteIf you tell your dog, who's dancing around obviously in need of going pee-pee, let me finish this sentence and two paragraphs later you finally take him/her out....
ReplyDeleteHa ha, if you find yourself narrating scenes in your head as you watch them unfold around you...ie..the grocery store, your living room, etc...you might be a writer...
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ReplyDeleteIf you, like my best friend, have about a million voices in your head all clamouring for attention and you have to MAKE them wait their turn...
ReplyDeleteSamantha, this is a WONDERFUL post! Congrats on being an excellent writer.:)
ReplyDeleteThanks Sloane!
DeleteIf you hear of a tragedy and two thoughts run simultaneously through your head:
ReplyDelete1. Gee, that's awful - poor you.
2. Hmm...interesting...now how can I use this in a story?
I loved this! And yes, I plan around Nanowrimo :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Loved this post! I was basically nodding to every single thing on your list. :D
ReplyDeleteIf your stories give you story ideas.
ReplyDeleteGreat post!